date interview

What's the most illegal thing
you've ever done?

Did you ever date E.?
Really? She showed me
pictures of you.

Are you nervous right now? I'm not
nervous.

Really?
What's your ethnic
background?

Are you blushing?

Are you that kind of person?
Would you have left because I
was late?

Do you think I'm an alcoholic?

Why are you even interested in me,
anyway?